Subject: Broken Cable Box
Dear JS,
I received the complaint you have e-mailed me about your cable box and how it does it doesn't work. Thank you for informing me. Unfortunately, we don't have enough cable guys to get to you. We will get to you soon!
Richard McLane-Orgcast TV Manager
Subject: RE: Broken Cable Box
Dear Richard,
I appreciate the gesture of writing me back... though... in the nicest way I can think of... Bush married the devil and asked to go to his house and work for him and, still, you are dumber. First, "Thank you for informing me"? How does that help me, Manager of crappy TV? Second, How in the world can't you have enough cable guys? Lastly, all I ask is to fix my cable box, is it to hard for a cable company to fix cable box? Look I suggest you get me a cable box by March 28th, 2010.
JS-Normal Human
PS: Seeing how you like puting your name with a hyphen, I am doing that, too
Subject: Revenge of Richie
I received your offensive message(which I was not very fond of), and decided to take your advice and think a little. Your cable box will be ordered in a month. The part where I use my brain is that I will quit Orgcast in a month and there isn't any other cable guys so you will go to China to receive your cable box! Screw You!
Richard McLane-Avenging Future Ex-Manager
Subject: @!#% You! McLane
So smart! I can get a mail man! Duh! I am a good friend of Mr.Orgcast and I can tell him to fire you and get a cable box before I can say Bob.
JS- Angry Human
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