Hobo Run!

A man was walking in the neighborhood and noticed hairy people in his neighbors`cars and his. He almost fainted and alerted the police. The hairy men got out of the cars and ran to the man and spat at his face. One Q-Tip later and towel later, he chased the the hairy men until he reached Wisconsin. He knew they were hobos. He tracked them down and found them at a bar threatening a bartender to toss feces. The police arrived and the hobos all took out a can out of their bellybuttons and crapped their way through the roof. If you see a group of hairy homeless men call (555) 555-555.