The Condo at the Sea

Have you ever imagined how it would feel to have an actual houe and neighbors at the sea? Well, I don't care at this particular moment in which I happen to be talking right now and while you the viewers are reading this extremely long sentence. Anyways, talking normally, I made an interpretation in where I think it looks like this(I took the time for it to be in 3D graphics):

Thank you for reading! Do me, J.S, a favor and don't yell CHOO CHOO! at your grand children while they are riding their to wheeled vehicle of somesort.

Berta Beefbucket Strikes Again!

Two months after my Berta Beefbucket post I hear a noise come out from closet slowly whispering, "You...you...you!" It stopped when I asked who was there. And, "You...You...You!" I hear again and I creep out of my bed and I check around the living room and the the bathroom and then the closet and... I see nothing. I turn around and I see a face staring at me as if she was really serious and angry, but she wanted to tell me something. "Ooh Ooh Aah Aah!!!" Next thing I know, I'm at the hospital with a gas mask on my face and I see a figure with frizzy, orange hair, and it yelled at me, "Ooh Ooh Aah Aah" and then I see a large, brown, figure on my feet that has a fowl odor; the craziest thing is it started crawling at me! I asked to be sent to another room and she stayed in the same room which she dropped her humongous and fat shit, but instead of medical assistance she needed a therapist. Well, that was an interesting memory; I didn't want to remember it but, life has its shitty moments... literally.

Save D.A.R.E.

If you feel it is unfair that they are closing D.A.R.E. then go to savedaresavethechildren.blogspot.com and comment and how you feel about D.A.R.E closing.

Hobo Run!

A man was walking in the neighborhood and noticed hairy people in his neighbors`cars and his. He almost fainted and alerted the police. The hairy men got out of the cars and ran to the man and spat at his face. One Q-Tip later and towel later, he chased the the hairy men until he reached Wisconsin. He knew they were hobos. He tracked them down and found them at a bar threatening a bartender to toss feces. The police arrived and the hobos all took out a can out of their bellybuttons and crapped their way through the roof. If you see a group of hairy homeless men call (555) 555-555.

Berta Beefbucket

Once there was a woman named Berta Beefbucket and she was fat and had a tendency to go to the bathroom. But why would I make a post like this; because she makes noises in the bathroom! She makes an ooh ahh oohahh noise. Then she leaves shit the size of a piano. Poor toilet. That`s about it!

Persuasive Essay

In school, my Language Arts teacher made me write a persuasive essay; here it is:

Potatoes
Have you ever felt life was boring? Your life is empty? Or, have you ever been very hungry? Well, your life is pretty messed up. But, there is a cure for your messed-up-life-itis. If you are wondering why I am not telling you is because I am bringing up the suspense. You can buy a POTATO! One POTATO; isn’t that INCREDIBLE?
Get one of my potatoes for 0.65 dollars and you can do many things. You can throw it at your brother sister when they’re bugging you. You can hit the potato against your neighbor when they are using their hair dryer at 1:00 in the morning. You can also paint him white. Then, make face parts on it and make designs on him and start a company, which will make you very rich just because of a POTATO!
You can bring your custom potato to the park and sell it and be rich. You can also use custom potato to make a TV show called, “Tater’s Adventures” starring your potato. Imagine how fun this is. I know I do.
There are many ways you can eat him too. You can grill him. You can make him into curly fries. You can make him into French fries. You can bake him. You can even make up ideas that I did not give. Having a potato is very fun but you should not eat him the second you receive him. There is many things you can do with a potato that I did not mention but, I bet you come up with different ideas. Potatoes are very friendly and tasty but you should not underestimate them. They will haunt you. What can you do with a potato?

I Got Bored So I Wrote a Post

Do you like YouTube?
a. Yes, I do
b. No, I hate YouTube
c. What's a "YouTube"?
d. Why do I hear voices in my head?

If you answered a.: Me, Too. We have so much in common.
b.: Well, then go to HELL!! You don't have any taste in good things.
c.: Tel yor momy dat yu ar on de compyuter.
d.: Leave this website and go to a psychiatrist
What is leading yo you ask? I'm putting my favorite YouTube videos on this post.
My favorite youtube video is "Muffins" ENJOY!!