2/14/09

Palin's Poem

Palin, Please let go of me and
Palin, Please release my wee.

Palin, When your grandfather dies;
the one you always dispised
you will whiz on his eyes.

Palin, you should go to the crazy clinic.
They cut off your head
then they spread it on bread
It's the place you truly belong

Palin, Would you get off of me and
Palin, Would you stop licking my knee

Palin, Now that your grandfather is dead
you will drop a ton of lead
on your grandfather's head

Palin, you should go to the crazy clinic.
They cut off your head
then they spread it on bread
It's the place you truly belong

Palin, Stop throwing rocks at Lee and
Palin, Cease banging a chair on his house key

Palin, your grandfather woke up and
now he has a hiccup and
Palin, He found out about you and
he said "adieu!"
and started crapping on you!

Palin, you should go get an attorney.
an attorney covered in acne,
with hair made out of algae,
and a brain filled with poo,
that's the husband for you!

1 comment:

Daniel Os said...

I loved this poem!
It was really funny… "I crapped of laugh" (me caguĂ© de risa).
You are the best, Js. Believe me.
Daniel Os