The Condo at the Sea

Have you ever imagined how it would feel to have an actual houe and neighbors at the sea? Well, I don't care at this particular moment in which I happen to be talking right now and while you the viewers are reading this extremely long sentence. Anyways, talking normally, I made an interpretation in where I think it looks like this(I took the time for it to be in 3D graphics):

Thank you for reading! Do me, J.S, a favor and don't yell CHOO CHOO! at your grand children while they are riding their to wheeled vehicle of somesort.

Berta Beefbucket Strikes Again!

Two months after my Berta Beefbucket post I hear a noise come out from closet slowly whispering, "You...you...you!" It stopped when I asked who was there. And, "You...You...You!" I hear again and I creep out of my bed and I check around the living room and the the bathroom and then the closet and... I see nothing. I turn around and I see a face staring at me as if she was really serious and angry, but she wanted to tell me something. "Ooh Ooh Aah Aah!!!" Next thing I know, I'm at the hospital with a gas mask on my face and I see a figure with frizzy, orange hair, and it yelled at me, "Ooh Ooh Aah Aah" and then I see a large, brown, figure on my feet that has a fowl odor; the craziest thing is it started crawling at me! I asked to be sent to another room and she stayed in the same room which she dropped her humongous and fat shit, but instead of medical assistance she needed a therapist. Well, that was an interesting memory; I didn't want to remember it but, life has its shitty moments... literally.

Save D.A.R.E.

If you feel it is unfair that they are closing D.A.R.E. then go to savedaresavethechildren.blogspot.com and comment and how you feel about D.A.R.E closing.

Hobo Run!

A man was walking in the neighborhood and noticed hairy people in his neighbors`cars and his. He almost fainted and alerted the police. The hairy men got out of the cars and ran to the man and spat at his face. One Q-Tip later and towel later, he chased the the hairy men until he reached Wisconsin. He knew they were hobos. He tracked them down and found them at a bar threatening a bartender to toss feces. The police arrived and the hobos all took out a can out of their bellybuttons and crapped their way through the roof. If you see a group of hairy homeless men call (555) 555-555.

Berta Beefbucket

Once there was a woman named Berta Beefbucket and she was fat and had a tendency to go to the bathroom. But why would I make a post like this; because she makes noises in the bathroom! She makes an ooh ahh oohahh noise. Then she leaves shit the size of a piano. Poor toilet. That`s about it!

Persuasive Essay

In school, my Language Arts teacher made me write a persuasive essay; here it is:

Potatoes
Have you ever felt life was boring? Your life is empty? Or, have you ever been very hungry? Well, your life is pretty messed up. But, there is a cure for your messed-up-life-itis. If you are wondering why I am not telling you is because I am bringing up the suspense. You can buy a POTATO! One POTATO; isn’t that INCREDIBLE?
Get one of my potatoes for 0.65 dollars and you can do many things. You can throw it at your brother sister when they’re bugging you. You can hit the potato against your neighbor when they are using their hair dryer at 1:00 in the morning. You can also paint him white. Then, make face parts on it and make designs on him and start a company, which will make you very rich just because of a POTATO!
You can bring your custom potato to the park and sell it and be rich. You can also use custom potato to make a TV show called, “Tater’s Adventures” starring your potato. Imagine how fun this is. I know I do.
There are many ways you can eat him too. You can grill him. You can make him into curly fries. You can make him into French fries. You can bake him. You can even make up ideas that I did not give. Having a potato is very fun but you should not eat him the second you receive him. There is many things you can do with a potato that I did not mention but, I bet you come up with different ideas. Potatoes are very friendly and tasty but you should not underestimate them. They will haunt you. What can you do with a potato?

I Got Bored So I Wrote a Post

Do you like YouTube?
a. Yes, I do
b. No, I hate YouTube
c. What's a "YouTube"?
d. Why do I hear voices in my head?

If you answered a.: Me, Too. We have so much in common.
b.: Well, then go to HELL!! You don't have any taste in good things.
c.: Tel yor momy dat yu ar on de compyuter.
d.: Leave this website and go to a psychiatrist
What is leading yo you ask? I'm putting my favorite YouTube videos on this post.
My favorite youtube video is "Muffins" ENJOY!!

Crazy Mail: Chapter 1

Subject: Broken Cable Box

Dear JS,

I received the complaint you have e-mailed me about your cable box and how it does it doesn't work. Thank you for informing me. Unfortunately, we don't have enough cable guys to get to you. We will get to you soon!

Richard McLane-Orgcast TV Manager

Subject: RE: Broken Cable Box

Dear Richard,

I appreciate the gesture of writing me back... though... in the nicest way I can think of... Bush married the devil and asked to go to his house and work for him and, still, you are dumber. First, "Thank you for informing me"? How does that help me, Manager of crappy TV? Second, How in the world can't you have enough cable guys? Lastly, all I ask is to fix my cable box, is it to hard for a cable company to fix cable box? Look I suggest you get me a cable box by March 28th, 2010.

JS-Normal Human

PS: Seeing how you like puting your name with a hyphen, I am doing that, too

Subject: Revenge of Richie

I received your offensive message(which I was not very fond of), and decided to take your advice and think a little. Your cable box will be ordered in a month. The part where I use my brain is that I will quit Orgcast in a month and there isn't any other cable guys so you will go to China to receive your cable box! Screw You!

Richard McLane-Avenging Future Ex-Manager

Subject: @!#% You! McLane

So smart! I can get a mail man! Duh! I am a good friend of Mr.Orgcast and I can tell him to fire you and get a cable box before I can say Bob.

JS- Angry Human

Random Name of Blog

If you are asking yourself why is my site called "My Chicken Friendo" is because not because I have a chicken friend but was the only name I could think of in the moment. If you think I'm a retard, you better buy some common sense because you would do the same thing I did. But if you didn't do what I did, well, you had a different idea. By the way, welcome MyChickenFrindians!

Palin's Poem

Palin, Please let go of me and
Palin, Please release my wee.

Palin, When your grandfather dies;
the one you always dispised
you will whiz on his eyes.

Palin, you should go to the crazy clinic.
They cut off your head
then they spread it on bread
It's the place you truly belong

Palin, Would you get off of me and
Palin, Would you stop licking my knee

Palin, Now that your grandfather is dead
you will drop a ton of lead
on your grandfather's head

Palin, you should go to the crazy clinic.
They cut off your head
then they spread it on bread
It's the place you truly belong

Palin, Stop throwing rocks at Lee and
Palin, Cease banging a chair on his house key

Palin, your grandfather woke up and
now he has a hiccup and
Palin, He found out about you and
he said "adieu!"
and started crapping on you!

Palin, you should go get an attorney.
an attorney covered in acne,
with hair made out of algae,
and a brain filled with poo,
that's the husband for you!