Freaky Fatso Neighbor

One morning I wake up to see two things; A beautiful morning and a very fat man whom I knew was neighbor I and asked him,"Why are you here?". He didn't answer. I asked again and he punched my stomach. "What's your problem" I said. He said with a deaf voice, "I can't hear you idiot". He started screaming at the top of his lungs and climbed to the roof of my house and jumped down, and that is how I started my Saturday.