12/13/08

The Hippie From the Office Depot™ Lagoon

While I was writing more posts for your laughter, happened what happens to most people, when you are using a pencil, it breaks and you need to sharpen it, but when there isn't anymore lead in a mechanical pencil, you need more. Did you ever ask yourself, what happens if there wasn't any more lead? Did you ever ask yourself, what you would do without a pencil? The following of the rest of this post is suitable for young children, parental descretion not advised, ask your doctor if Claritin™ is right for you. That day, I couldn't use a pencil because they were tiny from sharpening, so I took out my mechanical pencil, but what shamed me was that I couldn't use the mechanical pencil because it did not have any lead. But I still had a back-up plan; Office Depot™. I went Office Depot™ and got brand-new pencils and five boxes of lead. I went to the cashier, which I learned was a hippie with long hair and a PEACE necklace that was so large I thought that that was why leaning down a bit. I gave him the pencils and lead, and he said in a lazy voice,"You are the meanest dude I've ever met". I did not under stand why but I took my pencils and lead and went to the next lane trying to forget his random remark and thankfully I went home where I was happy to know that that an was not near me anymore.

2 comments:

Daniel Os said...

When I was 10, everyebody said: "beware of hippies" but I never got why…
Thank you, mi chicken friendo, for explaining what is the risk of speaking to those guys.
Fortunately you are safe… Groovy, baby!

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